Your Site Is Fucked

The service scans any public website URL and produces a plain‑English report that evaluates broken links, SEO meta data, performance against web.dev standards, WCAG accessibility, mobile friendliness, security headers, and content quality metrics such as readability and AI‑based writing analysis. Results are ranked by impact, allowing users to prioritize the most critical issues and share the findings with a team for remediation.

It is aimed at site owners, developers, and marketers who want a quick, no‑frills assessment of technical and content health without marketing jargon. The tool functions as a free, browser‑based checker that crawls pages in seconds, identifies dead links, evaluates SEO relevance, measures load speed, checks mobile compatibility, and flags basic security misconfigurations.

What distinguishes it is the blunt, “no sugarcoating” presentation of scores across multiple categories, combined with a simple three‑step workflow: submit a URL, receive an automated report, and then address the highlighted problems. The platform is labeled experimental and is positioned as a straightforward utility for diagnosing common web‑site deficiencies.